Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
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I can't figure out how to get this beer bong in my carry on without airport security questioning me as it goes through the x-ray.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
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Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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