It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
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He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
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It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
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