I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Mango Malibu should win a nobel peace prize
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Randomize
