my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
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Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
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hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
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