I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
at this point every shot is just a haymaker to my liver
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
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