sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
no you cant smoke seaweed
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
Just so you know, this text is a buffer between the two guys I'm sexting. Can't get that shit messed up.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
God I need to hump something, right now.
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