I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
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I knew you were super hungover. But so hungover you fire our house cleaner because her vacuums too loud is excessive
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
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