Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
We got a Christmas tree, decorated it to surprise his wife And kids who were out of town for her father's funeral, then fucked like rabbits on their new mattress before he had to pick them up at the airport.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Hey buddy, turns out those were the PB&shroomwiches, soooo you may want to reconsider dinner with your girlfriends family tonight...
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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