i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
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She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
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Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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