Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
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I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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