Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I wish you could order shots online.
Literally he has the smallest penis I've ever felt since 8th grade.
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No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
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It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
IN THE MIDDLE OF HOOKING UP, HE IS CALLED AWAY ON AN "EMERGENCY". FUCK THAT, MATT'S CAR IS NOT AS URGENT AS MY THIRST.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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