Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
And then the lady sheeps would bring me the finest grass to eat cuz im the sheep king and id have sexy smooth sheep fur
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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