The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
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My ex was here I looked him in the eyes when I grabbed some other guy by his belt and dragged him to a room
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
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