So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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