If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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