Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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