Apparently you make a good broom.
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
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But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well despite the fact that I'm still not entirely sure this isn't an elaborate/cunning plan to kill me, I'm in.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
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She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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