Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
So I have some interesting news. The pizza guy called the cops on me...
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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