Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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