...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
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All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Never underestimate the power of titties
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