what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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