Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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