Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
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