How was dinner with ur grandparents?
I was really blazed and scared they'd catch me, so when they asked about my day I was concentrating really hard on not saying smoking that instead I honestly said "Well, I had sex on your pool table, Nana."
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
My ninety day supply of adderal just came in the mail and I literally just dumped all 180 pills into my hands and laughed like a maniac. Shits about to get cray
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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