Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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