There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
My ex unfollowed me on SPOTIFY bruh. Freaking spotify. The butthurt is real
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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