Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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