why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
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I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
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You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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