I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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