Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
The walk of shame has never felt more glorious... I think it's the somberero
i just made my gag reflex go away.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
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I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
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