The brown eye won't let me do that either.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
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they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
i need to start using my dry humping skills. i was dry humping champion in 7th grade
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
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I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
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