To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
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omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
he called you a drunk bob the builder and you proceeded to explain how you were going to build ramps throughout the house
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
Theres a truck parked on the front yard and i just want to take this opportunity to tell you now that it is not my fault.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
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Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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