She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
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Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
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I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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