Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
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I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Of course his mom thinks you're nice, she doesn't know you have sex for cheeseburgers
One time!! I like sex and food....
He's so drunk that he's ignoring me and just doing what my cat does.
Oh god he's trying to eat cat food... I don't know if I should stop him or continue laughing....
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