I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
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