Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
upper decked the toilet at the restaurant that wouldn't let me pee there yesterday
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
There's a wake for a coworker on 420 during te time of 420... Hoping everyone will be too sad to notice how high I am.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
So I bet a guy he could drink two irish car bombs faster than me and I lost. now he gets to name our first son. sory.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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