i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Would love to except that I crashed into a hearse in a funeral procession about an hour ago so I think that pretty much put an end to my day.
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
i licked the inside of a toilet bowl for $14. i really can't talk about my night.
you owe me at least a beer for the services my girlfriend just provided for you
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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