so explain again why im purple
no
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
I'm concerned I may die tonight. All I've been told about my bday shenanigans is to bring slutty clothes, a bikini, tylenol, sunglasses and pjs. Tell me what the fuck is going on...now
bring lube too
i hate all of you
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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