Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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