is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I could fuck to npr.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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