Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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