whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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