Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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