I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
Like don't initiate a threesome when we're all watching SPONGEBOB. That's like sacrilege.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
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