I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
My parole officer gave me condoms and a Starbucks gift card ... happy holidays.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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