how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
i've never heard her scream louder than when the koreans scored. what am i lacking in bed?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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