Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I just ate a raisin that tasted like wine. Is this real life or is this my body trying to tell me it's Friday and I should be drinking right now?
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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