i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
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Talk me down man. Writing a paper drunk and about to buy Celine Dion's greatest hits.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
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how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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