Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
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