she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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