i think my tv is drunk
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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