yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
she just built a cabin out of hotdogs and cooked it in the microwave.
now she is shaking the plate and mumbling "this is what california must feel like"
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
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Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
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I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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