there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
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All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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