Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Biggest lesson I have learned in college: Drink if you are happy. Drink more if you aren't.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
my mom called me mid shot and i accidentally answered and kept calling her my own name. somehow i thought that would help the situation.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
1. I'm excited for tonight 2. Do we dress up as pirates? 3. Happy Valentine's Day bae
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