Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I had a long pep-talk with my penis that ended in "I love you, I'll try harder and I'm sorry."
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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