She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Randomize
