At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Congratulations on your moose knuckle.
Thank you. Really, it was an honor just being nominated.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
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A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
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I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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