what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My gynecologist just said "don't worry, this won't be as hard as…well…" A FUCKING SEX JOKE NO
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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