I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
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Is it penis luge time yet?
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
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