This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
I love how my brain works. It's like being on drugs without the costly upkeep.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I went to check the drunk texts i sent last night but my phone deleted them already. Even my phone is ashamed.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Also, I once came to the conclusion after this one boy, that her pleasure condoms are a college boys version of flowers
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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