I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
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I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He just asked me if I wanted a ride on the "bologna pony." I never wanna have sex again...
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
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The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
Ever since I got to LA my dream self has been having sex with way too many rabbi's.
ok first of all what the fuck
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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